50 Fucked Up Jokes You Should Never Tell Your Easily Offended Friends
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
You can’t take a joke.
A lip reader.
That way it will never come for me.
How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Well, you got to hand it to her.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
Wiped his ass.
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
They’re both meat substitutes.
They both wiggle when you eat them.
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
A PDF File.
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
One prick and it is gone.
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
There was a face off in the corner.
Because he can’t do stand up.
They eat it.
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Who wants a blowjob from a woman who is shaking with her teeth?
They both smell it but they can’t eat it.
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Ken came in another box.
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
They both barely cover the asshole.
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.
Ten minutes of peace and quiet.
She said she didn’t have time.
They couldn’t close his casket.
But at least they drive slow through the school zones.
Finding out it was traced.
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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