A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Beat it. We’re closed.
For fingering a minor.
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
He only comes once a year.
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
Because his wife died.
There are twenty of them.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
They both irritate the shit out of you.
Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
After five years, your job will still suck.
They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.
Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Don’t make me come in there!
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
The box a penis comes in.
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Call and tell her about it.
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
Just another reason to moan, really.
A private tutor.
A cherry float.
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Beef strokin’ off.
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.
A trip without kids.
You are the wind beneath my wings.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
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